Poo Pourri

Let me set the table today by telling you two horror stories that lead right into why this product is so perfect for men.  Especially any of you guys who are dating and trying to not mess up what otherwise was a good outing.  

The first story is about my late Grandpa John.  The guy was a man’s man, a military vet, purple heart award recipient, and was among the most popular people I’ve ever met.  People naturally liked him, and he had very solid morals in addition to being an all around caring individual.  His funeral was very well attended by people from all ages and walks of life, and it’s probably because in his 98 years of living, he never turned down an invite to join people in celebration, charity, get togethers, or just helping out with the every day things that we do in life.

Grandpa John only had one identifiable flaw in his entire life….

Whoever built his house was a complete moron.  The bathroom was adjacent to the kitchen.  The one (yes only one) and only bathroom in the house, which was a very tiny bathroom as it was, opened up directly into the kitchen.  Since the house was small, the kitchen table was in the middle of the kitchen. So picture a kitchen that is shaped like a horseshoe, with a table for four right in the middle of the horseshoe, and a door to the bathroom opening against the left side of the horseshoe, and that’s what it looked liked.

The bathroom door, when opened, could slam against the oven.  It was as if someone who built the home was like “oh I like to cook bacon, eat it, and just slide 2 feet onto the john and do my business.”

So needless to say, if someone was farting on the john, or worse, takes a huge massive dump that emits an odor, it pretty much ruins dinner.  (Or as everyone who is older than me in Minnesota calls it – SUPPER.)

There is nothing more gross than Thanksgiving when the aroma of the brined turkey has the house smelling so awesome.  The old fashioned’s are flowing, and everyone is watching the football games having a grand old time.  And then, Grandpa John takes a massive dump, and the home is filled with every bad smell you can image. Like Barry Sanders on Thanksgiving, it was unstoppable.

Fast forward to today’s era, and this wouldn’t be a problem, thanks to a product my girlfriend introduced me to.

Guys, let’s be honest with one another here.

When we take a shit, it stinks. It could NOT be an attractive thing, no matter how “cool” or “with it” your woman is.  There are times when you have what they call a “Rich Man’s Shit,” (otherwise known as the “bankers shit”) and there are the less fortunate times when you eat Papa John’s, Taco Bell, or some slimy street food that just slides through you and you absolutely destroy any chance of breathing in your bathroom.

Price:  $9.99


Where to Buy:  Amazon.com.

Fortunately, my girlfriend turned me onto Poo Pourri.  Today, I share with you why you absolutely need this in your bathroom in this poo pourri review.

Why Poo Pourri Reviews So Well With Me

Let’s face it, you shit daily.  At least I do. Sometimes many more times than once.  Yeah, too much information, I know.  But it happens.

What this deodorizing spray does is nothing short of legendary.

How to Use Poo Pourri Scents

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Before you handle your business, simply spray 3-5 sprays of the scent into the toilet bowl on the surface of the water.

Next, handle your biz.  The spray creates a barrier which traps odor under the surface, using the power of natural essential oils.

And that’s it.  It’s just that simple.  If you could smell my bathroom somehow, I’d give you a solid (hopefully, and pun totally intended) demo. But since I can’t, your just going to have to take my word for it.

We’ve all had times when our shit was smelling less than pleasant.  Other times, you just need to side with caution and make sure no lingering odor spills from your bathroom into the other areas of your house.  Whatever the case may be, for $9.99, this is almost like a “Player Insurance Policy.”  You don’t want to lose the girl because you turned her off by taking a nasty shit that she walked right into.

I can’t endorse a product more.  If you and I are friends, you better have this if you invite me to your house. It’s just #respect.

Shield Yourself Now

Lewis Gordon is a successful businessman living in Boston, Massachusetts. When he’s not working, he enjoys travelling – especially tasting other cuisines, scuba diving, watching and playing soccer. Lewis also has a love of dogs and is the proud owner of an English Setter.

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