This is the jam right here. This is the best one money can buy. If you are a guy, whether you live in a house, an apartment, a condo, or even with some friends, or heck, even with your parents, you need to keep your place clean. Not even the overpowering aromas of the Old Factory Candles can hide the fact that your place looks like it hasn’t been clean since the Vikings won a Super Bowl. Wait, that didn’t happen, which I guess further makes my point. Hey, at least Stephon Diggs looks promising.
Women won’t be into you if your place is filthy, just trust me there. If you want a simple solution to keeping your place neat and tidy, look no further than this amazing Dyson Absolute vacuum. You will be thanking me later when the women in your life enter your man cave and think “wow, this guy really keeps things tidy.”
You get not one, but TWO cleaner heads for your hard floor and carpet cleaning duties. You also get an entire plethora of tools and HEPA filtration.
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Features of the Dyson Absolute Vacuum Cleaner
The soft roller cleaner head was made specifically for hard flooring. It’ll remove massive debris and fine dust a the same time.
Featuring full width coverage, you get a soft woven nylon that has rows of anti static carbon fiber filaments which enables simultaneous pick up of dust and larger debris.
All while keeping a very close seal on your floor and picking up any dust. This happens because there are four rows of carbon fiber filaments.
The Dyson Digital Motor V6. This is the most powerful cordless vacuum you can use. Powered by a Dyson digital motor, this uses a digital pulse technology and a neodymium magnet which spins up to 110,000 times per minute.
The Mini Motorized Tool.
With stiff nylon bristles, this removes pet hair in addition to dirt that’s become stuck in furniture, car seats, and other nooks and crannies.